Portable Vagina


is one’s masturbating hand. like a v-g-n- on the go. originates from bronx, new york.
-on a three week long roadtrip-

jack: wow, haven’t f-cked a girl in forever.

bob: time to bust out the ‘ol portable v-g-n-, if you catch my drift.

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