Portakai


1. n. a person of portakai background.
2. n. a language spoken by people of portakai background.
3. n. a b-st-rdization of the name “mordecai,” which is the name of the hawk in the royal tennenbaums.
1. hey, portakee portakai!
2. i just started speaking portakai out of nowhere.
3. so the bird’s name was portakai, right?

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