portapussy


a long, cylindrical, and hollow s-x toy used for male masturbation. also known as a fleshlight

the word was most likely derived from the term portapotty, which is a portable restroom.
the adult boutique had my favorite portap-ssy on sale. i felt like a kid in a candy store.

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