Portato


1. a potato that has gone through the process of teleportation

2. a very very uncommon term for one’s b-ttocks.
“dude this potato tastes a little gamma-rayish.” “yeah it’s a portato”
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shake your portato!!
a word used to describe glados in portal 2, where she is strapped to a potato battery, and stuck to the aperture science handheld portal device.
person 1: dude, why do you have a potato on your portal gun?

person 2: it’s a portato gun! with all the powers of portals, glados, and potatos!
1. a potato that has gone thorough the process of teleportation.

2. a very very uncommon term for ones b-ttocks used only by people named kameron.
1. boy: where the heck did my lunch go!? girl: it must have been a portato.

2. kameron: son of @#$%&!!! the dog bit me in the portato!

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