Portchester Slam
when you’re f-cking a girl doggy style and about to c-m you pull out and j-zz on your hand while spitting on the girls back. when she turns around thinking you j-zzed on her back you belt her with the c-m-hand.
1) i was in westchester and she a hoe so she got a port chester slam.
2) guy a) did you hear that sound?
guy b) yeah mike portchester slammed grace, you could hear it for miles!
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