portemonnaie


german for “wallet” or “man purse”.

in the most common context in the united states, the word portemonnaie is used to refer to an extremely large, feminine, extravagant, and overly gilded wallet in which a male uses. most can fit keys and even cell phones comfortably inside of them. however, use of the word “portemonnaie” is always in a teasing or insulting context.
markin: i got a new portemonnaie, yay!
kirk: very h-m-s-xual looking..
noun
a more insulting way of saying man purse
when my friend brought his portemonnaie to school i started to question his s-xual preference.

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