Porter Disorder
a disorder that allstar weekend fans have over the lead singer zach porter and there is absolutely no cure.
symptoms include excessive drooling, talking about zach way to much, having over 300 photos of him saved on your computer, changing your last name on facebook to “porter”, having random spaz attacks over him, changing all your backrounds to a photo of zach, writing zach porter all over your hands, and so many more
person 1: dude why do i always spaz over zach porter?
person 2: you have porter disorder!
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