Porter

this guy is quite literally one of the best people you will ever meet in your life. he has a great sense of humor and will laugh with you for hours. there is a specific amount of people that he cares about and if you are one of those people, he makes you feel very special. not only does he have the best personality but he is one of those “really attractive without even trying” people. he is really s-xy! but also cuddly and cute.

i’m sure you can be as lucky as i am and meet a porter.
girl 1: oh, i just got the most amazing message from porter

girl 2: you’re friends with a porter?!

girl 1: yeah! aren’t porters just the best?

girl 2: they’re hot too!
#porter #cute #cat #s-xy #hot #babe
–verb
to be porter’ed

having the night of your life with someone that you have feelings for but who makes it abundantly clear that nothing will ever happen.
why is she crying in her dorm room?

she just got porter’ed
#porter #f-cked #screwed #over #lost #love
a helpful, generous, all around nice person (generous, helpful coming from a porter – helper in a hotel)

a great friend and the person to hang with
wow i wish i was good friends with that porter!

he is such a porter! i should spend more time with him.
#perter #parter #parker #portar #pertar
guy with a huge crank who knows how to bruise up a cervix. girls typically get addicted to said crank more violently than crack.
girl #1. why are you limping?
girl #2. my v-g-n- feels like i fell asleep on the railroad tracks spread eagle!
girl #1. sounds like you got porter-ed! lucky! lol!
girl #2. how did you know????? lol!
girl #1. cause my -ss feels like i was sitting on the sp-ce shuttle when it launched! lol!
girl #2. we’re dumb sl-ts! lol!
girl #1. i know right! let’s get drunk and call him!
#s-xual mastery #c-ck addiction #v-g-n-l abuse #cooch criminal love #c-ck….it’s what’s for dinner
a s-xy, smart, nice person, who is a non stop party goer, who has many friends, who laughs a lot, is always happy, and makes a lot of jokes.
that girl is smart and s-xy she must be a porter.
#s-xy #smart #pretty #nice #helpful
a traditional dark beer style originating from london.its popularity amongst dock porters is believed to have led its name.the now much more widely known stout is a type of porter.
pint of porter please landlord
#porter #stout #real ale #bitter #beer
a very dark beer, almost as dark and rich as stout. called so because it was given to porters for the large amount of nutrients it contained. it allowed them to not have to stop to eat
yuengling makes good porter
#beer #p-ss #stout #guiness #malt