portfolio killer
what a sociopath becomes after earning a top university degree in finance.
harry: “dex, put away the knives. you won’t need them on wall street.”
dexter: “wall street?”
harry: “yes, son. you’re going to become a portfolio killer.”
dexter: “but what about the code?”
harry: “forget the code, dex, and start slashing those 401ks!”
dexter: “and my trophies… my slides?”
harry: “don’t worry son, there will be plenty of blood to collect – just not right away.”
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