portholio
noun
pr-nunciation: port-ho-lee-o
an index- representing all secured and/or pursued hoes.
–index is to remain unwritten as to not create unnecessary clutter in the event of need for emergency exholiation see urban dictionary exholation definition.
frank: this economy is a b-tch, man. can you believe i just got laid off last week?
sam: shoot. you’re tellin me. i can’t catch a break myself.
frank: luckily, my portholio is still looking strong and remains untouched. lot of big hitters.
sam: still diversifying? you had a lot of your action going with the white girls for a minute there.
frank: always diversifying. last weekend got a little weird. before i knew it, two knew additions. even got an indian now.
sam: outsourcing is getting bigger and bigger, you know. i hear that’s the new jackpot for a high return on investment.
frank: you said it.
sam: you sly devil, you.
someone in the communication business who’s always trying to get people to look at his work.
ted: who was that, tad?
tad: some portholio trying to make an appointment.
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