Portland Assdriver
this s-xual act is very similar to the portland piledriver but instead of her c-nt taking the beating, it’s her -ss.
it begins by positioning a chick with has her -ss straight up in the air with only the back of her head and neck touching the floor. she can be held in position by a couch or small table. a more flexible & talented ho can use the back of her arms and elbows to get her -ss in the right position.
a dude then stands over the chick, spits on her b-tthole, aims his c-ck straight down with his right hand, and drives it with much force into her -ss. then the c-ck is completely pulled out and the process is repeated.
i knew she liked it in the -ss but i had no idea she would take the portland -ssdriver. dumb ho.
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