Portland Bored
a lamer version of being bored, that kind of bored one can only experience from living in portland. feels like a big city, looks like a big city, but there still isn’t sh-t to do. mountain biking, snowboarding, the beach. yeah…only if you want to drive a hour-plus to get there, and fight traffic on too small freeways filled with sh-tty california, washington, and other oregon idiot drivers.
the only thing that cures it is our portland weed. goods stuff!
joe: wanna go see big name band, at the rose garden tonight?
bob: and pay $100 for nose bleed seats, because there’s nothing else to do here, and the city fools will pay to see it? no thanks.
joe: what else then? i’m bored
bob: yeah, portland bored.
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