Portland Frank
the act of pulling out ones p-n-s and squirting mustard on it, thus resembling a hot dog. a bun can be added to increase the effect.
scott- “i was totally wasted last night and my friend said that i had even performed a portland frank. i said no way and un zipped my pants, only to find mustard stains.”
mike- “d-mn, must have been one h-ll of a night.”
the name given to using your p-n-s like a hot dog by putting mustard on it made famous on jack-ss 3.5
i woke up the next morning with mustard on my p-n-s, i must have made a portland frank last night.
from the new jack-ss 3.5 movie. when you wake up with mustard all over your wiener/d-ck/c-ck/p-n-s…
john: dude, was i really drunk last night?
matt: yeah you grabbed the mustard for some reason and gave yourself a portland frank all over your c-ck.
john: no i didn’t….
matt: check your d-ck…
john: ohhh sh-ttttttttt…….
when you whip out your p-n-s and put mustard all over it.
dude got so drunk last night that he pulled a portland frank.
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