portly


a nice way to say that you or someone is a fat -ss.
does this jacket make me look portly?
the most offensive insult one can be called.
i hate that portly clown!

i’ll see you shortly portly!
adjective. acting in the manner of a male sl-t.
sailing one’s ship from port to port.
the portly boy sailed his ship from port to port, making all the ladies crazy.
has many meanings. as in having a cigarette…or as in feeling tough…or to be a whale like a fat -ss…or being a beast or just cool… its pretty much whatever you want it to be
boys lets go have a portly….boys are you ready to get portly portly tonight? woah that dude is short and portly! im feeling pretty portly today boys.

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