portmantbro
a portmanteau is where two or more words are combined to make a new word (e.g. bootylicious, t-rducken).
a portmantbro is a portmanteau where one of combined words is “bro” (e.g. brogrammer, broga, humphrey brogart, broadkill, etc).
me: i tried going to broga for the first time yesterday, turns out it was a bunch of brogrammers. i was totally broadkill.
grandma: can you go a single sentence without using a portmantbro?
me: chillax humphrey brogart.
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