portmanteautaled


when your vehicle is damaged beyond repair as a result of wrecking it while trying to drive and text newly created words at the same time.
while driving and trying to use his iphone to update his facebook status to share the clever new word he came up with, kenneth wrecked his car and portmanteautaled it.

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