Porto pumper


when two or more people have s-x with someone in a portojohn while dipping their face in the blue water.
at the rusted roots concert it was obvious cromer and his buddy were giving tiffany the porto pumper because of the smell of dirty bung hole sweat and the sound of girgling.

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