Portree


capital of the isle of skye, sh-t pubs ugly women (but hey they are sl-ts), no night life, people so backwards they drive in reverse, and dominated by church going f-ckers. it rains 11 months a year the rest of the time it snows, why would anyone want to live there?
i’d rather kill myself than live in portree. / its impossible to find a virgin in portree

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