Portsmouth Abbey School
portsmouth abbey is america’s top catholic boarding school. although it is modeled under the british form system, the school is mostly occupied by wealthy irish catholic students. many of the moms are either trophy wives or hockey moms. the abbey is an international school, meaning that students from all over the world come to study at portsmouth abbey. however, unless you are either a once in a generation genius or incredibly wealthy, chances of getting accepted are slim. the abbey’s rival is its sibling school, st. georges.
sean: hi, where do you go to school?
shane: oh, i go to portsmouth high school, you?
sean: oh, i go to portsmouth abbey school.
sean: i have to go, my driver is here.
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