Portuch
noun (generally insult): 1) an annoying newbie 2) d-mn newbie
pl: portuches
this word is commonly used in unibad-ss
those marfing portuches and their virgin questions!
Read Also:
- possum crotch
(noun) anyone who is middle-age or above with a wrinkly grey, pr-ckly haired crotch. i bet that nasty man has a possum crotch !
- shitty hindu
its when you pull your d-ck out of a girls -ss and there’s a little chunk of sh-t on it, then continue to flick the piece of cr-p on the middle of her forehead resembling the dot of a hindi woman lay still honey while i fire off this sh-tty hindu a combination of the […]
- Mike Jon
the greatest guy in the world. mike jons treat their girlfriends as if they are the most amazing and most perfect person in the world. mike jons tend to like animals (particularly odd ones) and nature maybe a little too much. to destract from the obsessive like of wildlife, start playing techno and through some […]
- Post Traumatic Jersey Shore Stress Disorder (PTJSSD)
the feelings of anxiety some new jerseyans felt after the release of mtv’s “jersey sh-r-” which portrayed all state residents as having orange faces, dance and fist pumping skills, blowed out hair, and the confidence to talk about themselves in 3rd person. joe:”hey bro, what’s gotten into grant? the kid hasn’t gone out, shaved, tanned, […]
- Poultraholic
one who is obsessed with eating poultry, fried, baked or roasted or in any other form, to the point of near panic while waiting for a bite of bird. applies to people, but especially to cats, who will actually cry piteously while banging around the cooks ankles to get attention and a taste. comment: “that […]