portugese breakfest


when you crack an egg in a girls v-g-n- and uses a egg beater to scramble it around
claudia: give me a portugese breakfest
eric: sounds good to me
-eric gets some kitchen utensils-
claudia: oh no were all out of eggs
-they both run to the store-
then they had a good night

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