Portugese Chopsticks


the act of simultaneously penetrating a woman’s -sshole and v-g-n- at the same time with ones p-n-s and a strapon in a way so that said accessories look like chopsticks.
i was trying the “portugese chopsticks” with your mother the other day when she realized there was no deli meet in the fridge. thus explaining the lack of meat in your sandwich.

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