Portugese Meatloaf
start by going fishing with a lady off the coast of portugal, and when she isn’t looking you sneak up behind her and f-ck her in the -ss with a deep sea fishing pole until she starts to bleed. collect the blood and sh-t mixture and keep it in a mason jar for safe keeping. once she is unconscious from blood loss, beat her body with the catch of the day and then cover her in the blood and sh-t mixture from earlier like the ketchup on top of a meatloaf. leave her out in the hot portuguese sun to allow the mixture to bake on to her skin. sail back to port and round up 2 native sweaty, poor, and stupid portuguese sailers. lure them on board with the promise of fresh fish and meatloaf. once on board proceed to have s-x with the unconscious woman in all of her orifices. finally lock the portuguese sailers in the cabin with the body, call the police, and leave.
i gotta find a boat, i feel like making portugese meatloaf tonight.
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