Portugese Predator
a woman of foreign origin, who’s sole purpose in life is to prey and capture the heart and soul of unsuspecting men.
usually spotted in or around british nightclubs, the portugese predator can be seen in a variety of places such as public buildings or the quiet of neighbourhood streets.
this species of predator is particularly dangerous due to its vicious arm lock and poisonous tounge.
women in belfast are often named portugese predators due to their overwhelming urge to pounce upon men.
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