when your having s-x with a girl from behind and you stick your erect p-n-s in her b-tthole and shove your b-lls in her v-g-n-.
“you fit both nuts in there”
“yeah ralph, i gave her the ‘ol portuguese baloney bag”
- nose comps
free cocaine at a party i was very excited to go to a/v and then once i got there someone hooked me up with nose comps.
- cheeto cl*t
when you hook up with a girl and her cl-t looks looks like a cheeto (aka a cleeto) yo i was goin down on this b-tch and her cl-t was tubular and cheesy. i think she had a cheeto cl-t
- uncle jimmy
the act of sticking a spoon up someone’s -n-s, hence the uncle in the name, and then jimmying it around so as to rupture the colon. “did you hear what happened to frank?” “yeah man, some guy gave him an uncle jimmy and it almost killed him.” a large gut/stomach usually caused after years of […]
- roasted pig
what broad-minded muslims unspokenly want to enjoy in the company of their infidel friends—many feel inhibited by man-made rules on their diet. just as it’s permissible to consume pork in times of war, muslim businessmen think that having roasted pig with non-believers is no big deal—the crisp skin and juicy and tender meat of roasted […]
when you are sliding into the dms and also smashing at the same time. “dude i just slasmashed into that girl over there!!”