Portuguese Hot water bottle
when a man j-zzes in cup and then microwaves it, and then with out warning dumps it all over his girlfriend.
peter:” so has your relationship with your b-tch?”
paul: “not so great. i gave her a portuguese hot water bottle and now shes p-ssed!”
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