Portuguese Keyboard


the act of shoving one’s keyboard into his or her r-ct-m through a 7 year process of pain and misery. once done it is required to walk around for ten minutes after incersion. then you are able to remove each key one by one until your r-ct-m has been cleared.
vince just finished his portuguese keyboard last week. it was crazy!

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