Portuguese Waffle


when you’re doing your girl -n-lly, c-m in between her -ss cheeks. in the manner of a waffle iron, forcefully squeeze her -ss cheeks together resembling the waffle mix spewing out… enjoy!
ihop was closed so i treated my girl to a portuguese waffle.

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