Poseidon’s kiss


the feces stain on the side of a toilet that does not flush out.
every toilet in the men’s bathroom had been touched with poseidon’s kiss when i had to clean them at the end of the night.
2 more definitions
when you begin to sh-t in a toilet, and the water splashes up and touches your b-tthole.
i j-zzed when i took a sh-t and got a poseidon’s kiss.
when water splashes up from the toilet onto your b-tt from your p–p dropping into the water.
upon defecating, alex felt the cool wrath of poseidon’s kiss as it grazed his b-ttocks.

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