Poseidon’s Snog


poseidon’s snog – similar to a poseidon’s kiss where toilet water splashes your -sshole, but instead the toilet fails to cope with such a large sh-t that it sprays water all over your -ss, legs, chest and face.
my sh-t was so fat that both me and my iphone received a poseidon’s snog whilst i was using the toilet.

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