Poser Girl


in this case, the poser girl im explaining is the skateboard poser girl. ya know em. they go to your high school. there in your cl-ss. they wear skateshoes that are easy to get to, like etnies. they will wear jackets like fox, volcom, and element. they usually havent skateboarded a day in there life, or if they did, then it was probably just one day. if they think that degrading a good sport for popularity is alright, then obviously they arent right in the head. let then realize the hard way that is your gonna advertise, you better have the skills by staying away from them. a way to pick out a true skater chick is if they wear harder to get skateboard brands, suck as my favorite company, emerica, or other brands like dgk, chocolate, or mystery. if you have proof that they actually skate, dont hate.
that hoe is such a poser. shes too mainstream and preppy to step a foot on a skateboard.

yea, i hate it when a prep turns into poser girl.

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