posh wank
other than meaning masturbatinh whilst wearing a condom it can be referred to someone who is posh or has a posh accent
aaron – “i got my butler to take out the trash this morning”
lewis – “aaron you’re such a posh w-nk”
1. to w-nk using a condom.
2. or, if you’re really posh, get your butler to do it.
think i’ll have a posh w-nk, don’t want to make a mess.
jeeves! i need you!
to m-st-rb-t- having first gone to the trouble of donning a condom.
the idea being that the extra time, effort, financial investment and ceremony involved separate this from a base, brutal or “lower” w-nk – the oc-ssion suggested by wearing a condom would usually only arise in company, and more specifically for pentrative s-x with a special other.
i wasn’t going to see lisa for 4 days, and i had the time and felt like spoiling myself, so i dressed the old chap up and had a posh w-nk.
to m-st-rb-t- whilst wearing a condom. hence, to posh to clean up after yourself!
he was having a posh w-nk.
where a man m-st-rb-t-s whilst wearing a condom.
henry – “f-ck did i ‘ave a good posh w-nk last christmas eve!”
greg – “you wanna be careful you dont snap your banjo cord!”
to m-st-rb-t- whilst wearing a condom.
im too good to clean up after myself, thats why i posh w-nk.
to m-st-rb-t- while wearing a rubber, sometimes called a fancy w-nk
i’ll treat myself to a posh w-nk then kill myself
what david beckham has to settle for when she’s not quite in the mood for full s-x.
david was busting for a f-ck but victoria was feeling tired after not eating all day, so david had to be happy with a posh w-nk that evening.
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