possum flogging


trying to wake up a whiskey d-ck. so named for the dead, unresponsiveness of a whiskey d-ck (playing possum) and the vigorous -ssault one makes on said d-ck in an attempt to wake it up.
went home from the bar with some sk-nk and was possum flogging for half an hour trying to get it up!

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