Post A Stump
getting rid of ones excrement. to defecate. a solid but not too hard t-rd. perfectly tapered so your -sshole won’t slam shut.
all i want to do is post a stump in peace but i always end up getting int-rdupted.
after taking my wheatgerm i can always post a stump like a champ! i swear it knocks something loose!
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