Post Avatar Depression
post avatar depression, also known as p.a.d for short, is the case when a person after seeing the movie “avatar” (by james cameron) eventually realises that the world they live in sucks -ss and that they will never be able to fly, jump or live like the na’vi do on pandora.
guy 1: wow that movie was amazing,
guy 2: -sniff-
guy 1: dude, are you crying?
guy 2: bro… my life sucks..
guy 1: aww sh-t… looks like post avatar depression..
guy 2: i need a hug 🙁
a serious bout of emotional depression usually occuring after watching james cameron’s “avatar”, and realizing that no matter what, our world will never be as cool as that, and you will never be able to ride a dragon, live in trees, or have awesome blue skin.
friend 1: “hey man is chris coming to club tonight?”
friend 2: “naw man, he’s still going through post-avatar depression…”
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