Post-Dramatic Sex Disorder (PDSD)
post-dramatic s-x disorder (pdsd) may develop after a person is exposed to one or more erotic encounters, such as a 3-way, being bound, spanked, gagged, hooded or overstimulated when having safe, enjoyable, life changing s-x. the diagnosis may be given when a group of symptoms, such as stimulating recurring flashbacks, daydreaming or holding onto exciting memories of the event, and s-xual arousal, continue for more than a month after the occurrence of the dramatic or erotic event. most people having experienced a dramatic or erotic event will not develop pdsd. people who experience a major -rg-sm, are dominated, extorted or coerced into the encounter are more likely to develop pdsd, as opposed to people who experience vanilla s-x or merely watch p-rnography.
me: i keep dropping my phone . . . it’s because of my sweaty palms.
him: why are your palms are all sweaty?
me: it’s post-dramatic s-x disorder (pdsd) from being spit-roasted by you and your friend last week.
him: oh, i meant to tell you . . . he is on his way.
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