post ejaculatory autism


the phenomenon that occurs after a man has had s-x with you then sees you in public for the first time after and is unable to speak to you or make eye contact with you.
“i don’t know what fred’s problem was. we had the best s-x last weekend and when i saw him yesterday he totally had post ejaculatory autism.”

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