post ejaculatory regret syndrome
post ejaculatory regret syndrome (pers) is a condition developed when a person (usually a male) -j-c-l-t-s while masturbating to hardcore p-rnography.
an example of a typical post ejaculatory regret syndrome scenario
person: “d-mn, i can’t believe i jerked off to that disgusting sh-t!” -deletes history from the beginning of time-
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