Post facto jacko


post facto meaning after the fact. and jacko shotr for jacking off or masturbating. put together they from post fact jacko, right after jacking off, which is -j-c-l-t–n or c-m
guy 1: why didn’t you shake your friend’s hand?

guy 2: dude, i definitely didn’t wash my wands post facto jacko!

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