post-final syndrome


the clinical term for the lack of motivation that accompanies being done with college finals. symptoms involve sleeping for unparalleled amounts of time, failure to interact with friends or loved ones, and feeling generally unmotivated.

pfs is known to last anywhere between two and four weeks. there is no known cure, but pfs is luckily almost never fatal. symptoms recur even after repeated exposure to college finals, suggesting that the human mind cannot adapt to these circ-mstances.
i haven’t seen josh for weeks; he must be sleeping off his post-final syndrome.

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