after an insane victory, that night shotgun a beer, blast your favorite tunes, shotgun another, and sleep naked for extra measures
bro that game was crazy! i’m definitely post gaming tonight!
someone who consumes yelp.com reviews and never contributes in any way. he’s such a yeloader. he’s always b-tch-ng because there aren’t enough reviews but he has never written one either.
- path d*ck
when you go for a hike and you finally see another person on the trail. you smile and say “hi” and they totally ignore you. i ran into a bunch of path d-cks while going up to siffleur falls.
when a short white guy usually hangs out with white guys and one mexican. if you hang out with those white guys and that mexican you will be such an overesch.
the act of being void of having a squad or a “crew” taylor swift has her ” squad”. this leaves me as crewless or squadriplegic.
- pullout swallow
the oral s-x act a fertile woman performs when her man promises to stop intercourse and pull out of her p-ssy right before he comes, based of the promise that she will immediately take his c-ck into her mouth and swallow his load. since my girlfriend forgot to take her birth control pills and i […]