Post Her Up
the act of getting behind a woman and putting 1 leg up on an object that is higher than the ground, as to make her legs spread open from behind for easier leverage.
yo dawg, last night i was chillin with this chick and she was a freak, dawg. i post her up on a kitchen stool.
you wouldnt post her up, dawg? tell me you wouldn’t post it up! real talk?
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