Post Masturbation Depression Syndrome


1. when the real world hits you like a slap to the face after a fierce masturbation session.
joe: “i beat off with birthday cake frosting… i hated myself and wanted to die…”

terry: ” sounds like post masturbation depression syndrome to me. don’t sweat it, bro. it’s normal. but that is f-cked up…”

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