Post-orgasm Shock


the shock experienced when one re-enters reality immediately after having an -rg-sm. it’s characterized by a lack of s-xual desire and a renewed fear of getting caught masturbating/having s-x.
i didn’t realize my brother was in the room next-door until i had my post–rg-sm shock. he must of heard me masturbating.

me: (slows down penetration)
sally: come on!! harder!!
me: sorry i already had my -rg-sm, so i now lack motivation to keep on going! and plus, the bed is squeaking really loud!

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