going comatose after the m-ssive influx of information you experienced from checking all your social media apps.
dave: dude wtf r u?
blake: f-ck bro idk! i was just checking my social media updates now i dont know what the f-ck is going on!
dave: ok chill man ive heard this before, your going through post scrollaxing. stare at the wall for 15 minutes and you’ll be fine. then bring your -ss to the stank lodge.
the best friend anyone could ever have, always reliable, the funniest person you will ever meet the comedian up there is my best friend, he’s a real manion someone who acts as if they have a below average iq (i.e. someone who has a mental r-t-rdation or acts as if they have one). you are […]
- josh dun's d*ck
clink clink goes my d-ck when i slap it on my chick put it inside her sh-t make her suck make her lick my d-ck can do all the tricks longer than a chopstick rides like a broomstick all lubed up and slick this goes to the skeleton clique because i love josh duns d-ck […]
trumpism, a loser, unbelievable, sniveling, cry baby, habitual liar, groper, narcissist he’s such a chumpian !
- matthew creasey
a rare type of egg, with small hairs on the top. “…and here we see a wild matthew creasey, in its natural habitat.”
- knife fight rules
the key rule is there are no knife fight rules. snake threw a drink and knife at the bandidos’ eyes because there are no knife fight rules.