post scrollaxing



going comatose after the m*ssive influx of information you experienced from checking all your social media apps.
dave: dude wtf r u?

blake: f*ck bro idk! i was just checking my social media updates now i dont know what the f*ck is going on!

dave: ok chill man ive heard this before, your going through post scrollaxing. stare at the wall for 15 minutes and you’ll be fine. then bring your *ss to the stank lodge.

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