Post Traumatic Christmas Disorder


the overwhelming feelings of anxiety and panic that insue upon waking the day after christmas. typically related to buyers remorse, over eating,empty bank account and the pile of dirty dishes waiting to be washed in the kitchen.
jamie: ” amy i don’t know what to do! i’ve put on 10 pounds, my kitchen is a mess and i checked our bank account on line and we’re in overdraft! to make matters worse, the kindle fire i paid $250.00 for is on sale…… half off!”

amy: ” d-mn girl, you better call a shrink. sounds like your suffering from post traumatic christmas disorder.”

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