post traumatic status disorder
the sense of anxiety one feels after posting a new status to one’s facebook timeline. generally induced by the fear the status won’t garner enough likes, won’t be seen by the right people, or doesn’t properly craft one’s image.
michael suffered from post traumatic status disorder when his photo of dinner at the french laundry only got 7 likes.
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