Post traumatic stress
the feeling of unease and irreversibility following a post on facebook, waiting for someone to respond to it. post traumatic stress is usually caused by the uncertainty of how the post will be received, if at all. the condition usually goes away after a couple of comments or likes.
– dude, why are you checking your facebook all the time?
– i posted something a couple of hours ago and no-one has commented on it. no-one!
– you’re having a case of post traumatic stress.
– i know. posting sh-t on facebook is bad for you.
– come on, let’s build a computer out of wood instead of waiting for someone to like your post.
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