Post-Valentine


(n.) is someone that goes out of town or has previous arrangements that don’t allow he or she to be an official valentine to someone else.
him: so how was your valentine’s day

her: i worked all day. i didn’t do valentines

him: that blows goats! do you want to be my post-valentine?

her: of course! i’ve never had one of those before

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