post vibration trauma


post vibration trauma. noun.

the effects of holding your mobile device as it is receiving a large influx of messages, spam, or provocative pics.

commonly occurs when your friends spam a facebook conversation or post.
“nate is one motherf-cker, he just wouldn’t stop messaging me when i was using my phone. two hours later i had post vibration trauma”

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